Headlock

Headlock memorabilia

Hey everyone TRAILBLAZAH here…What say you?  Ok so the floodgates have FINALLY flooded opened..My PORTAL if you will…Cuz I have another blog and once again nonsensical.  I apparently like the nonsensical..

Ok so first  this is my own stupidity thing that I do, but yet my own signature fun stupidity..For if you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of yourself trust you me, others will .. And that my friends is fo dang sho…..Haha  Ok what is a “headlock” memorabilia…So you know when you go on a trip/vacation and you bring something back with you that reminds you of said trip? Whelp mine is that I take away a headlock pose picture..For I seek/scout/find the perfect statue..Ha…It is betta than the coffee mugs, the tee shirts that ultimately shrink up to a baby onesies, key chains and lets not forget, even if you didn’t go on a trip vacation you were brought back the famous 80’s saying (insert said givers name)…”my parents went on a trip and all I got was lousy this tee-shirt”…

So, as ya all know I grew up in the 80’s and for I LOVED watching WWF (World Wrestling Federation) with my younger brother…And for the record Hulk Hogan is the BOMB DIGGITY BOMB! I just loved watching the creative art of WWF in play…I always wished I were a gymnast and I loved all of the body slamming and flipping (of course responsibly) of WWF so put the two together in my creative young and eclectic mind and I was the “Sporty Spartan!” Gymnast/WWF gal.. Gymnast meets WWF gal.  All infused into one…SHAZAAMMM people the”Sporty Spartan” is born!.. And I always imagined the end result me winning with someone in a headlock pose..And of course me saying in my mind, my story on stage…”Say it….Say it….. Say Uncle”….Ha Ha And guess what people? That’s right you guessed it they said it, for they flipping said it… “Ok Ok Uncle Uncle!”…

So as you get older (I will be 50 September 11th, ) you start to un accrue the stuff you accrued up to that point.. You know a ton o  “tchotchke” stuff… especially and unfortunately if you don’t have children to pass said items off too…(Dang imagined children of mine, you are missing out BIG TIME on a lot of cat accoutrement and if you know me, you know that I am NOT exaggerating) Ha  So I take away with me my headlock pictures in which they are saying “Uncle”… And in that modicum of a moment, I regress to my childhood capturing the (drum roll please)… “Sporty Spartan”…

Ok, so here is my headlock pose. As you will observe now, and more to be viewed in the future, I only perform them on statues etc…Now as a precautionary, if you try headlock pose hold, be responsible and first check with your doctor..Ha But in all seriousness the proper Chrissy form and technique is to, ever so gently put said statue in a headlock pose, and hold very gently and lightly as to NOT put any pressure on said statue (because said item might be worth a lot of money and heaven forbid that puppy come crashing down… Houston we definitely have a problem and a big one at that…Ha Ha and trust me, you definitely can’t quietly walk away..ha ha My dad told me a story that he and my mother were in a store many many years ago and she broke something, so he went up to her, ninja style of course, slipped her a $20 to pay for broken item and met her outside.. Ha) all the while making sure to put on the face you are achieving to look, as IF and only IF you have the FIRMEST grip going, that’s where acting comes into play you have to act ”said second” part…like you have the FIRMEST grip going on..  and again I can’t stress this enough only hold for a few seconds until you achieve said picture headlock hold pose. And along with the firm fake hold, all the while achieving the fake “say uncle” intense look like you mean serious business…So without further ado here is my signature headlock pose taken at my cousin’s wedding in Newport RI…Love Newport RI…Great time lots of fun and dancing..But here is where you DEFINITELY headlock ever so gently lightly AGAIN don’t want to knock this puppy over cha ching ba bling AGAIN if ya know what I mean .Ha

In conclusion, as I said is this dumb/stupid? Heck yes it is, but it’s my dumbness/stupidness and I proudly own it… And might I add I thoroughly enjoy it…So I beg to ask the question… what is your own stupid thing that you do with yourself?  And ay, chihuahua my friends as I looked at me vs statue I kinda resemble statue..Although I got to admit she does have better hair than me and her skin is so beautiful, so flawless..Ha Ha And honestly how ignorant of me people, sorry I forgot to find out who she was because I was too busy trying to not get caught performing headlock pose..Ha

Finally, and as always, laugh at yourself, love yourself..Why people? Because there is only one unique and very special YOU… And MOST importantly thank you Jesus and always have Faith.. Over and out..